Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Biggest Loser


I am sitting here watching the Biggest Loser and I was also reading a magazine and I wanted to share this laugh with everyone.

7 REASONS TO SKIP THE GYM TODAY

1. You reached your target heart rate when the cute UPS guy delivered a
package this morning.

2. You felt the burn...from that spilled hot chocolate!

3. Long tunics are in this season.

4. That snowball fight with your sweetie burned 300 calories.

5. You've got three small personal trainers: ages 3, 5 and 7.

6. The price of gas didn't drop that far.

7. If you want to see sweaty grunting men, you'll watch the Super Bowl.



Here is one more funny I found in the magazine


5 REASONS YOU'RE SWEET ON VALENTINE'S DAY

5. You can't judge a bonbon by its cover.

4. There's always the chance that your husband's "surprise" won't be a
fixed sink.

3. You can wear pink and red without clashing.

2. It's an excuse to play that Celine Dion CD without anyone
complaining.

1. It means football season is finally over!


I hope you got a few laughs from that. Well, I have to get back to watching my program. I will be back on Thursday with my weigh in results.



7 comments:

Monica said...

I can't say #1 would work for me, we've got an old fart who delivers in this area. ::sigh::

Thanks for the smile today!

Monica

Ora said...

Only seven reasons...well...the eighth reason is why I don't go to the gym...and for the life of me I cannot figure out what it was...hmm???? LOLOL...but all in all...it was good enough for a laugh...LOL..God Bless...hugs..Ora in KY

garnett109 said...

I can feel the burn!
Lmao!
Thanks friend!

Hollie said...

That was cute! Thanks for sharing!

Deborah said...

Thanks for the giggles!!!

I needed that!!!

I think I've used all those excuses for not exercising.

Tabby said...

Thanks for the laugh!!!! Those were funny :)
Hugs!

Julie said...

Funny. Thanks for sharing.